@ShiningEscort yeah I actually would have

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*Dances to the ketchup song*

*Shifty eyes*

Looking at those ear piercings don't tell my daddy

I want your bad romance *Makes creepy crazy face*

Rararauhuh I want your bad romance *Does freaky clapping*

Aw the feels 😍

Oh shitttt a male version of me

I fucked a ginger girl Tasha the girl is like a black widow. I'm really sorry for the god awful lyrics someone slap me and send me to church

{vomit geezers out of date chocolate milk all over the timeline}

Jumps into ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬's bed bringing 𝑆𝑐𝑜𝑡𝑡 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒 𖤐 with me and passes the fuck out

I went to bed with a shirt on but now I'm topless and I dunno where my shirt is 😒

{Plonks my head on your stomach and just sleeps the night away} x.com/AvengingShrew/…

I must really love sleeping on other people's bodies must be a creepy Slovakian/German thing

I'm starting to think that when it's time for the baby to come I'm going to be on my own with Noone to hold my hand

{Blinks} I don't recall that this was going to happen? x.com/AvengingShrew/…

I bought batman boxers today there mens but I will still wear them anyway 😂

Hurry the fuck up with the vines Natasha so I can watch them

Dear all Natasha's out there, stop killing me with your seductive Sundays love always your bitchy witch Wanda