It's been a while since I've mothered a little boy, but recently we hosted our 9-year-old nephew for a week. I had forgotten how insane little boys are. Here are some things I was forced to remember about the feral creatures that are little boys:

I just realized 8 months later that I never told y’all my daughters name lol we named her Landry but we call her bean 99% of the time

girl essentials

Up to 4 hours is generally close, anything like 5-8 hours is a decent trip, 10+ hours is kinda far, 14-16+ hours is far but doable, 20+ hours is far away

Soooooo I’m starting college next month if anyone wants to help ya girl out with school supplies 🥹 I really don’t know what I’ll need but these are the basics I could come up with Starting college🤩🎓 - Amazon Gift List - amazon.com/registries/gl/…

My 9 month old daughter is obsessed with Rodnie Radke

Does anyone remember that part of 2020 where you could only get spicy mcchickens or was that just a thing for me?? 😅

Ass out for Awsten

Why do I have “egg recipes” and “combat sports” 🤣🤣💀

My life is a fucking joke dude

Got all dolled up to watch the storm⛈️🖤

V proud of myself for not shedding a single tear while cussing the mf out 😮‍💨

To the 2-5 people that like my tweets, ily also do you need anything from the store? Little snack? Drink?

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Life has been absolutely kicking my ass so bad lately it literally doesn’t feel real anymore

Sup y’all, it’s been a minute, I got divorced, bought my dream car, moved across the country, got a hot new bf, I’m in nursing school, gym every day, actually happy and loving my life Miss y’all 😘