this “my dyke better not show up in no dress” discourse is weird. weddings are special. if your girl wanna switch it up for ONE day and you feel embarrassed, you don’t like women fr. simple.

Sophie did the work of FOUR MAIDS FOURRRR MAIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

im #mommy asf so it’s no need to soft launch

infused this, infused that, nothing beats blunt in hand.

I actually never replied to a nigga story bout shit at all

have to go home and roll up and smoke my own weed AGAIN..?

yessss!!! it’s a level of bad bitchery you can’t understand! We wear heels too!

That shit be making me forget im unloveable

team janine btw gregory played

All you gotta do is lie to me one time and ima lie to you every chance i get

me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched

CASSIE AND NATES MESSY WEDDING TONIGHT

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook and I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

Love island cast reveal May 8th btw as if the world wasn’t already going to shit

mixing a bunch of bullshit on my lips to create the best lip combo of all time that I can never replicate

Getting increasingly difficult to watch #Euphoria while Black

When you cheat you not supposed to be sucking dick anyways

its too much DICK DICK DICK talk for the pap smear to be so frightening!