So you're telling me that all you could do with an Egyptology degree is teach other people about it and maybe get them into the field...and it's not called a pyramid scheme?

Being a holocaust denier is ironically just an advanced form of gaslighting.

Blue lives matter!!✊🔵 #Avatar2 #WayoftheWater

No one: Ethiopian Metro Gallery:

Why is Netflix more bitter than your aunt's ጠላ? Because it has more ጌ ሾ

If you're at a wedding and you መሸኘት someone to the hall, does that make you the አዳራሽ?

Imagine getting a ሎሚ thrown at you by a girl named ሕይወት. Like life literally gave you lemons lol

What do you call someone suspected of stealing pebbles? ጠጠርጣሪ

What does an Amhara use to light up their house when there's no electricity? ፋኖs

Sleep deprivation is the product AAU is the ነጋዴ Got me looking at the sunlight And going damn ነጋ እንዴ??

Imagine being ቂመኛ and also constipated. Like you can't let anything go😭😭

I wanna make an Ethiopian time travel movie just so I can get a character to say the line, "የትላንት ሰው ይበለን" before they hop in the time machine.

What did the cannibalistic caveman say to his buddies after hunting one of them aliens from Avatar? ብሉ

Was waiting on a taxi and I saw someone get punched in the face for trying to cut in line. Understandable, it was ሰልፍ-defense

Niggress please. The last time you dropped a banger was when your phone slipped out your hands while looking at my page. Sit down.

Missed opportunity not calling this the Eye-phone