Libs: "We love illegal immigrants. Tear down the wall and embrace sanctuary cities." Trump: "Okay, we're going to bus all of the illegal immigrants to your sanctuary cities then." Libs: "Wait, we don't love them that much. Take them back." Checkmate.

Nil to Nil. The greatest match in the history of time.#USAvENG

I'd like to thank the Dallas Cowboys for knocking Tom Brady into retirement. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Jeff Tiedrich Do they pay you per shitpost, or per Fbomb? Seems like a great gig if you can get it. Paid bots make life suck for normal people. OTOH, how much? I can do faux outrage if the price is right.

Happy Weekend folks. May you find what you love, and love what you find.

4 'African' Americans are kidnapped at gunpoint after driving across US-Cartel border, in Matamoros As the FBI offers $50,000 reward One has to wounder why you would go to the narco-state of Mexico Most Americans know better #Tourists my ass~ ~👋🏻~

@AbcarianLA, no offense, but Tulsi Gabbard tore Kamala Harris a new one during her run for President in 2020. Ms. Harris didn't receive one delegate vote. Yeah, she's ready.

Happy Mothers Day everybody. Thank goodness for not aborting me.

Let's hear it for the Denver Nuggets and their 2 firsts: First Championship in team history. First time a White European male won the MVP, in the Finals.

Win a new RV from Camping World …: I’ll pick one who retweets… where would you go #CampingWorldSummer

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

9/11/01, we will never forget the Saudi's involvement, and President Bush's mistake in going to war against Iran and Afghanistan!

There are 4 lies: Lies, Damn Lies, Stats, and Polls. Remember 2016.

Abalone Cove!

He’ll be on at 330 for panic stricken dialogue Bill Plaschke

Nice column Jackie. The "leading scholars," are 99% Democrats, or left leaning. Thus their expert opinion is highly biased, and not very scientific. Cheers

Do you think Kamala Harris knew about Joe Biden's illness?

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama: Go fuck yourselves. Talking about some damn HOPE. Yall black asses been selling us hope for the last 60 years! When is it gonna come through? Why are black folks still struggling harder than every other race in this muthafucking country? I’ll tell

BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.

Has everything since 2020 under Biden/Harris been a lie? Russia gate, 2020 Election,Afghanistan Victory, Border Security, Inflation, FBI rading Trump, Joe Biden's mental fitness?