Live and semi functional

i found this guacamole mixer in a hotel room i can't believe my luck

I think everyone in my physical therapy office miggghhht be lizard people?

I literally can’t tell if this person is trying to be funny lmao? This is not burning man this is a fashion show that happened like a fucking year ago

I leave for Mexico in like 3 days and so far in Spanish I can ask where a bathroom is and that may be the only full sentence I know.

Reminder that stream will be starting a few hours later than usual today! Mi culo es fuego

I just had my first banana in Mexico and it was so good I feel betrayed??? I’ve been robbed of this my whole life????

Going to attempt a stream In just a minute! Might be kinda short, hopefully it works out tho

I’m still alive, hoping to return to streaming on Monday 😭 💔 I’m gonna try to start slowly working on stuff. I filmed a vlog in Mexico and it may be terrible.

We’re coming back today! Stream will start around 1 pm PST ish! Can’t wait to attempt to catch up with everyone!!! AHHHH

.TeamYouTube, the best time to remove Sssniperwolf from your platform was Friday night, when she showed up to our home, filmed and posted a live video of our house to her 5M+ Instagram followers while my wife and I were inside, and dared me to come out. The second best time is

Honestly thank fucking god for this. Why we’ve never had a way to update status on twitch itself is beyond me!

Everything decided to not work today so we’re going live in just a minute 🌞

I just made a blue sky but I’m now realizing no one is really using that shit are they lmao

In the time it took me to edit a video the U.S. has bombed Iran. Can’t wait to see what happens when I go take a shit later.

Instead of saying “Shit goes hard” I’m now saying “Shit goes boner hard”

You gals ever open your phone photos in public and there’s a picture of YOUR FUCKING TITS prominently displayed in your most recents for the world to behold? Yeah me neither