Last Week at Lyndhurst 15.10.18 youtu.be/kuHoTmcO3zE via YouTube Danny Hodges

I get called pretty everyday, do you think it bothers me if one mad bitch calls me ugly?! You know what’s ugly? Your man in my inbox asking if I’m single!

Bitches who cry when they mad are fucking psycho. It’s me, I’m bitches!!

She’s begging for your attention whilst 10 other guys be begging for hers, act right!!

I’m a shy freak 😂 don’t ask to do shit wimme, just do it 👌🏼🤣🤣

You thought you hurt me? I saw it 3months a go when I was overthinking!!

Apart from dick and stress what else do guys have to offer?

If I don’t get laid by christmas, Santa won’t be the only thing that’s Ho Ho Hoe-ing!!!

If a girl randomly ask’s you something she already knows the truth!!!

Me chase you? Nah, I’m clumsy, I might trip and fall for your mate!! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Why tf would I wanna stay friends if I’ve got feelings for you? I’m not tryna see you fall inlove with someone else!

Sometimes you’ve just got to say “it was fun while it lasted” and move the f*ck on!!!

Ask your fella for money everyday and save it up for his PS5, make that mf pay for his own sh!t 🙈😂

He blocked me on everything so I added him on a fake Snapchat and asked to buy some ❄️ off him. See you soon baby 🤍

She’s swerving 4+ guys a week for you and y’all not even dating. Quit playing with her!!

We don’t chase. We attract. Our worth is not a negotiation so we will never settle for the bare minimum coz we are not average!!

I used to think clowns smashing people in the face with a cream pie was an hilarious prank until I too realised, I’ve been cream pied in the face by clowns!! 🙈😂

When people think they can pop back into your life for a “catch up”. I’m not BBC iPlayer ya cunt 😂😂

Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life and my soulmate Leanne Wallace xxx

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