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Matt Shepsky

@shep2k

pro poker player with 3 kids, livin the dream

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calendar_today27-06-2011 00:45:52

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Told my 4 year old he can have a treat if he eats all his carrots. He proceeded to take one bite out of each carrot and said “ok, I ate every carrot”

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6 handed, 5 card, double board bomb pots every hand in comfortable reclining/swiveling chairs to a 10 handed NL holdem event in ballys #adjustments

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**Tournament Poker start of day 2** Guy sits on my right with a lot of chips and says “sup man” Me: *cold shoulder* nada… Guy realizes he’s in the wrong seat, sits on my left Me: “so buddy, how’s your trip been going?! Well I hope! 😁

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Ordered pizza from one place and chicken wings from another. (both delivery). The delivery drivers showed up at the exact same time… awwwkkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrddddd 😬

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Chucky straddles; this game is child’s play Michael Myers takes a stab Vecna calls the clock Ghost face makes the call Jaws: cya at the river Satan yells for a third six Hannibal; I’m going on a meal Freddy Krueger: did you remember to burn? Pennywise; “I have IT” scoops the pot

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It’s been a great 19 years of playing poker for a living but its time to move on! If anyone is looking for a cake decorator/birthday party entertainer (preferably ages 3-8) or a closet organizer hit me up!

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Guy next to me at buy-in cage Worker: “you buying in for millionaire maker sir?” Guy: “Hah, I’m already a millionaire” *awkward silence* Guy: “I’d like to buy-in for the daily $200”

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First guy says “I’ll bet $3800” Puts out the wager on the left Opponent says “I raise, make it 13k” puts out wager on the right. #CantMakeThisStuffUp

First guy says “I’ll bet $3800” 
Puts out the wager on the left 

Opponent says “I raise, make it 13k” 
puts out wager on the right.

#CantMakeThisStuffUp
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I think I just saw the guy at my poker table who’s wearing a mask making out with a prostitute on break 🤔🤷‍♂️

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Just played a guy heads-up for about 40 minutes.  He sat with $1000.  I ended up winning his entire $1000.  He lost $1000 and I lost $448 Rosie Perez nailed it: “Sometimes when you win, you really lose”

Just played a guy heads-up for about 40 minutes.  He sat with $1000.  I ended up winning his entire $1000. 
He lost $1000 and I lost $448
Rosie Perez nailed it:
“Sometimes when you win, you really lose”