Remember to play with your witch's wand while you refill her mana 🫠🪄

This is better than owning a steam deck

One of my partners said that she stopped going on the subway because of all of the public masturbators and she assured me that I would find somebody masturbating on the LA Subway But I have yet to see anyone do that and I am extremely disappointed at the lack of subway strokers

I will talk to ANY influencers who are down to fight these laws. If you’re a content creator or podcaster, please reach out. I don’t care if you’re on the left or the right, I only care about killing these laws and protecting free speech in America.

There are two wolves inside of me. One wants to ejaculate on a pretty girl's face and the other wants her to ejaculate on my face and record it so I can masturbate It later.

Mommy this, daddy that, why does everything got to be so Freudian with you people? It's like you got to imagine that somebody is your mom and dad in order for you to want to fuck them.

I just finished reading another book!

See you in Vegas, I'm going to AVN this year.

If you've done even a single to make your life or someone else's better today, you should celebrate that tiny victory especially if you haven't done it already And if masturbating to mine or someone else's porn is one of those things that's worthy of celebrating too🤍💦

On my way to AVN, just got off my flight to Vegas and now I'm on the bus to the Virgin Hotels😌

The cruel irony of me having masturbated to somebody else's mother last night but they can't get by masturbating to my mom because she's too prudish to create an onlyfans🥲

worst time to get sick bc i need to make $700 or im probably gonna get evicted

If expression is the opposite of depression then is public masturbation the cure to sexual anhedonia?

You have no way of knowing whether or not pajamas give him an erection