HE HIT ME IN THE DICK! WHAT KIND OF LOWLIFE DOES THAT?!

Turn that george harrison up white girl

I'm glad they did because I think Newman is one of the great American songwriters and we got some amazing music out of it, but it's still so crazy to me that Disney saw the guy who wrote this and Short People and thought "we should get him to score our kids' movies"

kawfee and chillin it to that new Riley Green track, ain’t nuthin to it

Love You To

Elder emos and Disney adults are the same type of person: insufferable millennials who never grew up.

What the-

I just found out that it’s from DC KO. Man, Traveler’s Tales wasn’t lying about finding EVERYTHING from the Batman archives

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

That lead guitar is hot but..

You know the new Cody Johnson song “I Want You” is peak when my e-homies 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓴 & 🐦‍⬛🤓Erin Walker #BLM🤓🐦‍⬛ are singing the praises of ol’ CoJo. (I put Erin on the song tho, Nick himself listened to it)

So…a gingerbread man shows up on the Smackdown before WrestleMania. 😭 VO by 🐦‍⬛🤓Erin Walker #BLM🤓🐦‍⬛

El Hijos De Viernes

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

Well, here we go

Quoth 🐦‍⬛🤓Erin Walker #BLM🤓🐦‍⬛:

Why is a microphone floating? #WrestleMania

i mailed my detached dick to bolivia to get it enlarged by a professor of Medicine. i am hoping it is returned to me without incident.