Do the benefits of cum retention also apply to ladies

EVERYTIME I SEE MY BUTT TATTOO I THINK ABOUT THAT RANDOM WOMAN WHO HANDCUFFED ME ON MY WAY HOME FROM MY APPOINTMENT AND TRIED TO SLAP MY FRESHLY TATTOOED ASS AND I STARTED BEGGING HER TO SPARE ME. SO SHE SLAPPED HER ASS WITH MY HANDCUFFED HANDS. THIS SHIT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME ISTG.

REFERRING TO ARTISTS AS “CREATIVES” GIVES THE SAME ENERGY AS “UNALIVED” INSTEAD OF KILLED, NOT ENJOYABLE

I’M GOING TO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE.

I wanna wear a pussy hat but it's really realistic

no one does ragebait thumbnails like beato

The best mayonaise is the gloopy stuff. I don't like that spongey american mayonaise

ahem

A smelly guy worked out today. Will you?

she suh muh ball. that's elite balls knowledge

Are we simply living in a constant hell of “entertainer expresses an opinion that is taken widely out of context” and every B- and C-list entertainer has to “clap back” at them?

Clavicular’s friend, who’s another looksmaxxer, explains he cries all the time because the tears make his hair SOFTER 😭💔 “I take the tears and put it in my hair, it’s like sea salt spray., it makes my hair softer”

Wish I was a stone cold incel. I miss feeling life was better for everyone else. I miss hate. I miss innocence

brilliant ragebait princess

changing my hair has inspired respect and a new interest from my husband. He says I look like a LinkedIn photo

A specimen of an adult male orangutan captured by Odoardo Beccari in Borneo 1902

Feels so cool to have a plaster on my finger. This is tuff

I'm sorry but we're calling orgasms "spilling cream" from now on

This album cover looks yellow because they're called "Yellow Magic Orchestra". If they were called Green Magic Orchestra it would look green