the real ones know

You ever have cravings so weird you take a pregnancy test??

Sometimes the trash takes itself out 😴

The shit me and my roommates talk is unparalleled

ima ignore every hint until you say it with your chest

holocaust survivors are begging people to understand that what Israel is doing right now is exactly what was done to them by the nazis. there is no argument to be had.

i want to spend money but not my money

This random 3 year old came up to me, tugged on my dress and asked if I was a mermaid princess a year and a half ago and I think about it every single day

Half my relationship is my boyfriend saying something and me saying “huh?” Cause apparently I’m deaf

my 20s are about being a baddie . my 30s will be about business. my 40s i will disappear to alaska and ice fish until i die

God if only you were real

Shit fucked up right now E