My bf just said “I kind of ate dinner. I had Doritos, two bowls of cereal, and an ice cream bar” I said “that’s girl dinner” 😂😂😂

Just heard that Taylor Swift is adding more tour dates in 2024, and I would just like to say for you bitches that already went, back the fuck off pls and thank you

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*there literally a donkey in a field* me “donkey!! come here!” pedigo “yes???”

When you’re mad at your teacher because she won’t let you play in the bathroom

My period is gonna hit me like a brick today after I’ve begged for it for the last 5 days

at some point y’all gotta realise that the world does revolve around taylor swift

Ross volunteered to cook dinner 🥰 so I’m sitting on the couch relaxing, giving him step by step directions 😆

Just a girl getting a low tire fixed only to be told I need two new tires and an alignment 🥰

The dollar general 30 seconds from my apartment is my saving grace

Ross doesn’t like that I’ve put on a Christmas movie every night this week but like it’s Christmas

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

Instant classic

The verdict is in

happy venus entering leo

My late night routine is to watch people make food on my phone and also convincing myself I don’t need a snack.

Just saying