I wish I even knew what we were arguing about as I frantically cleaned the floor

what up we’re 5 White Dudes in a Band, this is our drummer Mustache SticknPoke, our bassist NailPolish Earring, lead singer Denim Glasses, and 2 guys named Matt. Altogether we have 3 famous dads, 6 DUIs, and 4 pics of us on a couch outside.Our EP ‘My ex is crazy’ out on bandcamp

accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm

The guy in the Starbucks drive thru told me happy Mother’s Day and I replied “you too!”.. neither of us are mother’s but one of us (me) should be embarrassed

The 1975 concert had me shaking in my boots and sweating through my bangs

justina B R A N D O N

“My dream job is to be abducted by aliens” - Alexus Holmes

Does anyone have a more iconic IMDB than Kirsten Dunst??? I mean.... -Kiki's Delivery Service -Interview with the Vampire -Jumanji -Wag the Dog -Virgin Suicides -Drop Dead Gorgeous -Dick -Bring It On -Spider-Man -Eternal Sunshine -Spider-Man 2 -Marie Antoinette

Starting the season off right by going to the greatest haunted house of all time. The Marion popcorn festival

Me thinking I was gonna post my Spotify recap and show everyone my taste in music isn’t that bad, but I just exposed myself as a big tswift fan instead 🤡

How I feel every time Peter makes a decision. #TheBachelor

Gordon Ramsay’s son is so cute, but he already looks prepared to call folks idiot sandwiches. 😭😭

Where Lions and Tigers and Bears meet Friends and Heroes and Princes.

Ultimate Cough Drop Taste Test with Ethan Klein bit.ly/h3h3gmm