Collective grief has manifested in such an outpouring of love. What a wonderful thing to witness.

Not something I do everyday but sometimes I wonder if I still can 😝

- i show my partner episode 1 of severance - she’s locked in, it’s super good - episode ends, cut to black just before the credits - i am waiting for one specific reaction - “directed by BEN STILLER?” - i smile so wide secret life of walter mitty believers are so back

Impractical Jokers on the telly, just shaking my head and laughing at some of the things they have to say

My five year-old son refers to me and him collectively as the 'Crazy Gang', and wants to have a son when he grows up so that the Crazy Gang can have a third member.

lost my dad over the weekend and this thought is the only thing that's keeping me going

Imagine having to watch this in court

I follow this old guy on TikTok who’s whole account is just him bowling and he did what is probably the most tonally perfect tribute to David Lynch

pizza sounds great yeah like absolutely. but unfortch I’m gonna have to pass. I actually have some raw chicken back home in a plastic bag full of some disgusting marinade I invented. if I don’t cook it tonight the bacteria will go crazy or something

kinda the most important song of all time

some of my favorite jumpscares

heard an achingly beautiful song on the radio so I looked it up and it was by Ween

Yes, it's true. I play Gus the bartender on The Cleveland Show. Mike Henry asked me to do it, so I said yes.