i know shipping names i'd burn the library of alexandria to erase

i need to learn as much as i can about the roman empire just so i can slip it into conversation with guys, where do i start?

we did, but we wanted A FUCKING ANIMATION

people like this don't like people like themselves, as best they're agree to just do their own thing

😂😂😂

The one time the lighting is good is when the details don't matter

aight so we've found the target audience who the new show, india, and noone else. half of the west isn't watching it cause of the wokeness, the other half isn't watching it cause of rowling. china isn't watching it cause of black snape. middle east isn't watching cause magic

Israel now under simultaneous rocket fire from Lebanon, Iran, and Yemen.

Chief Trumpster Indians getting replaced by Indians.

"We're not in Tel Aviv, lady." An Israeli saw a Palestinian flag and started freaking out, fully convinced she had the same authority to terrorize strangers in NYC as she does in the West Bank to Palestinians.

Neville and the boggart hits differently when Snape is black.

Directions in Chicago

We hope you're sacred

all this cause they didn't hire a white actor for snape, we would have settled for literally anyone, as long as they were white but nah get shittendrippen instead

𝑊𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒.