Me: *looking like I’m paying attention* My brain: 🎶🎶 Capybaaaaaraaaaaaa capybara capybara capybara capybara capybaaaaaraaaaaaa 🎶🎶

POV: you’re a writer on sub

I’m looking through the first full novel I wrote years ago and…. I’d like to take this opportunity to formally apologize to all agents I queried it to

It's been my pleasure collaborating with award-winning fashion designer Christian Siriano for the #AcademyAwards. The custom-made “Woman Life Freedom” gown is championing the women of Iran. Thank you Christian for your creative vision and for your support. 🙏🏼❤️ #Oscars

Roshani Chokshi’s prose is so scrumptious that I would gladly have her murder me just to ask she then write my eulogy send Tweet

Right now is a lot.

will NEVER forgive the tvd writers for this

FIRST PERCY JACKSON POSTER I REPEAT FIRST PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS POSTERR LSKSJDKDKDKFKFKFKFMM

Time to “Yeet”

*cries in content designer*

I was trying to explain to a family member what being on sub for a book is like and this is all I got:

This is what Peeta was doing in the arena

My favorite game to play with anyone who's never seen spn. Its called "What DIDN'T Happen on Supernatural?" and its so funny to watch the light leave their eyes as they read this and realize that all of these things but one actually HAVE happened on supernatural.

Reading Kate Middleton conspiracies like

guessing if celebrities will wear wigs just by looking at a picture of them 1) uh… maybe?

"2024 gonna be my year" me in may:

The sluttiest thing a man can do