Dan Pfeiffer I’ve got an even better use for time travel. Go back in time and beg Fred Trump to use condoms.

I am an American Jew, and I am disloyal to Trump! Are you disloyal to Trump? If so, use hashtag #DisloyalToTrump

Trump thinks he’s the second coming but, according to Melania, he’s always the first... 😏

Donald Trump is a fool. He’s not the chosen anything. He was born rich and greedy and was taught exploitation. He’s the anti-progress. A scourge on our planet. It’s astonishing that his ignorance and destructive incompetence is even in question.

Donald Trump Jr. CNN Reminder: SHS lied to the American people daily for the illegitimate president of the United States.... until she stopped her daily briefings.

NEWSFLASH: The president doesn’t ORDER American companies to do anything. Full stop. Fuck off.

Whatever happens, don’t let anyone get away with saying the chaos, ineptitude, cruelty, and corruption of the Trump presidency were unknowable. All of it was entirely predictable, and indeed predicted by many.

Senate Republicans: we’re beyond politics now. Seriously, you must pull the plug. He’s stark-raving mad. 25th for the 45th.

Everyone knows that if Trump stays in power, he’s going to destroy our country, right? So what the hell is he still doing in the White House? Republicans need to stop being traitors. Not sure if that’s possible, since treason’s a pillar for the GOP platform.

You know what would really reduce gun violence in America? If bullets cost as much as insulin.

With trump's Doral bed bug haven trending with #EmolumentsClause, now seems as good a time as any to remind world leaders of his BED BUG problems at the resort. Be a shame if #TrumpBedBugs started trending. miamiherald.com/entertainment/…

Trump should resign immediately, retweet if you agree. His entire illegitimate presidency has been nothing but a sick and twisted bad joke. He’s sad and pathetic! #GreenShirtGuyDay

I'm convinced this entire criminally malignant Administration would instantly crumble if one prominent Republican found his or her backbone and soul, and demanded legality and morality from this President. And I know it will never happen. They need to be voted into oblivion.

Trump is deporting kids with cancer. Let me say that Again THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS DEPORTING KIDS WITH CANCER WHO WILL DIE WITHOUT TREATMENT.

Ivanka Trump Donald J. Trump BLS-Labor Statistics Because BLUE STATES forced the obvious issue re: minimum wage, you dope. Go back to your Chinese sweatshops. You are #SuchAtrump #CrookedIvanka #KushnerInc #TrumpCrimeFamily.

BREAKING: Speaker McCarthy asked Biden to not use “extreme MAGA Republicans” in his SOTU Speech tonight. Let's make “extreme MAGA Republicans” trend. extreme MAGA Republicans harm democracy extreme MAGA Republicans attacked the Capitol extreme MAGA Republicans lose elections

So now I’ve seen commercials for Jesus and for Scientology. You know what I like about being Jewish? We don’t try to convert you. that said, we do have the best bagels

Oops 😬 my bad. 🤣😂