we cant believe you guys shot down our weather balloon

Too far…

A 4:45 a.m. test of the emergency system?! Are you kidding me?

Not sure whether to report or reply

Players to avoid in your Fantasy Football draft this year: - Trey Lance (new system, backup, injury prone) - Dalvin Cook (will end up as Hall’s backup) - Tom Brady (retired, creepy) - Pete Rose (82 years old, baseball player) - Wilt Chamberlain (basketball player, died in 1999)

that is not a pizza

My favorite game I ever attended. Still remember the pause when Finley came down and the roar when he checked his glove and dropped his head. The absolute best was hearing Gary’s radio call later. “Pratt hit it over the fence!!! Pratt hit it over the fence!!!” Epic Gary moment.

Asteroid.

CJ Fogler 🫡 begging for Desmond King breakdance spin atop grounded Flacco dot gif

Yes hahaha yes

"can you tell us about a time you faced significant odds and how you overcame them?"

After three great days, I’d say this: anyone who wants to mess with the NCAA Tournament and add teams should be deported.

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Equal parts brilliant/sad/true

Your PUBLIC RELATIONS team thought this post was a good idea?

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Let pitchers hit again.