“You have opinions… Good for you.” - Ron Ben-Israel

“Does this font look like lemons?” - legit question this designer has asked herself #wearenotlikeotherpeople #designerbrain #typography

Kids these days never know the pain of watching the ticker graphics on the morning news to see if school was cancelled, only to miss your town name and have to go through the whole alphabet again to know for sure

Child’s request for praise after completing task: “We didn’t even break anything”. Also applies to web developers.

Isn’t the Skywalker saga really the Palpatine Saga?

Life would be a lot better if - when people had a problem with their website (#itsbroken) - they reported 3 things: 1. What you were trying to do, 2. What you expected to happen, and 3. What actually happened. #communicatebetter #fasteranswers

The more I think about it, like half of the #WinterOlympics sports are really just controlled falling. And I can still appreciate that

Just got an email from Rug Doctor® by BISSELL® about cleaning wine and chocolate stains. #brilliant #smartmarketing #HappyValentinesDay

I will judge the content of your character by whether or not you return your shopping cart

“stainless” steel is really one of the greatest lies ever told isn’t it #FirstWorldProblems

Yesterday it was nearly 60, sunny, no jacket required. Today is 30 and snowing. Being this “flexible” is exhausting.

Not surprising in the least : poll says Americans are stressed nbcnews.com/health/health-… #raiseshand #whoswithme

If the Supreme Court no longer recognizes #BodilyAutonomy and #Privacy as Constitutional rights covered by the #14thAmendment's inclusion of "liberty" then I want an Amendment that does. Elizabeth Warren Ed Markey Congressman Bill Keating #NewBillofRights

Ok, fine, courts say the laws don’t guarantee rights and grant the powers needed. So write and pass laws that do. Fix it! #legislatorsneedtolegislate

Prime day? Isn’t it really push those affiliate links day? #JustSayin

Power turned off just long enough for me to go “oh, sh*t” and need to reset all the clocks.

Ok, business idea: ice cream trucks, but loaded with iced coffees driving around at 10am to all the work from home people. #toohot #needtocaffeinate

Remember when we all just used to go the bathroom without reading our phones. *only gen x and elder millennials will understand

Anybody else having consistent issues with #Adobe dialog boxes? Like you go file > open & nothing happens? Or save as & nothing but you can’t click on anything because it’s waiting for you to interact with a dialog box that’s not there? #isitjustme

Serious question: can I take like 3 days off between today and tomorrow? 🤪