What the fuck is this all about?

Is there a cut off for the naughty/nice list?

Is it just me… or has Mariah Carey’s Christmas song not been played as much this year?

So Mariah Carey sings “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then eventually reveals she wants “you”…. Makes much more sense now.

About to season this ham with gas station boner pills!

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

He said he likes red nails so I got white because idgaf what he likes.

If I call you handsome it's bc I'm trying to handsome ass to u.

Not one of us is jealous of y’alls relationship. None of us wanna fight, cry or take antibiotics. Gtfoh

"How weird are you?" I start laughing when I get accused of something I didnt do😭

People be staring at me like they’ve never seen a walking angel 😇

Let’s play Russian roulette… but instead it’s 5 glory holes and 1 blender. 🤷🏼‍♀️

You got beef with me but none in your fridge. That's why you’re so mad. You’re hungry.

I'm a sucker for deep convos I wanna know why your tooth missing.