Gavin Turley. Clutch gene. #GoBeavs

Won bar trivia again

This beer after work was promised to me 3000 years ago

clanker be damned that boy can dress

heard an achingly beautiful song on the radio so I looked it up and it was by Ween

ABC I’m a bout to cum

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We like what we see 👀

Wise Old Man indeed

Big day for kids who had these on their wall growing up #IchiroHOF

“Dad what was it like being a fan of the Seahawks and Mariners on Sept 21, 2025?”

The mariners have a knockoff Racing Sausages, the Salmon Run except one of the Salmon, Humpy, is a dipshit who had never won a race. Tonight in the 15th inning, they ran the second Salmon Run of the night. Humpy won. The Mariners immediately walked it off and are ALCS bound.

3 days rest. Entire pitching staff dead. 6 innings of 1 run ball in Game 1.

I love you, Seattle Mariners.

Geno, I completely forgive your lack of production this postseason. I will never say another negative thing about you because of tonight.

It’s officialy Niner hate week