why, as a man, are you on your phone?

you actually cannot be serious

shit so fucked up that I’m listening to the fray

i think to feel better i will spend $120

Yup

logging on

What’s good, hearse at Wawa

Everytime i see a post like this i genuinely get scared because i think my functional reading skills are deteriorating already so i have to read it like 3x and look in the comments

being spiritually free is listening to a lot of Addison Rae

POV: Você está vendo um filme durante um dia claro com a janela aberta

kind of astonishing how much mucus the body can produce

I love that we as a collective have just continued calling this app, Twitter, out of spite. Nothing pisses me off more than when I’m at work and talking about Twitter and I get corrected. what are you a fucking narc?

Walrus existing is so crazy to me

Just ate a york peppermint patty shaped like an egg for easter. gotta give it to them for trying.

it’s gotta suck to be bald and then it starts raining

what do yall think sasha and malia are up to rn

sometimes i go into the work bathroom and marvel at how my coworkers could produce these odors