Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

stop accepting things you're really not okay with.

I write all day everyday and I still believe if you can spell restaurant with no hesitation it’s a red flag

I see my friends for 10 minutes and think life is worth living to the fullest again

i feel like we, as a society, do not appreciate picture to burn by taylor swift enough

I SEE WHY OLD PEOPLE SIT ON THE PORCH.. THIS SHIT IS ALRIGHT!! 😂

I accidentally took the most majestic pic of Rigatoni today

i’ve seen rihanna’s baby bump more than i’ve seen my dad

mfs be 21 with no license ok spongebob

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

I can’t wait until being a good person comes back in style

From “babe” to “blocked user” a true love story

my cat when I'm 5 mins late feeding him.

if you’re gonna be anything, be fuckin fr

bitches feel some sunshine on their face in February and think everything is alright

be grateful for bad cards. they make you a better player.