I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there

"You need more playing time baby ... By the way, excuse me but f--- the ducks!" 😭 No one's got you like family got you 😂

Imagine hating me and I’m over here picking up objects with my toes.

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men

#MLKDay

This pic is tough 🔥 (📸 Alex Slitz/Getty Images)

Becoming an adult.. I got chills looking at this

I am going to “omg how about the Luka trade” myself into some man’s studio apartment tonight

Please don’t call me ma’am I am young and turnt wtf

girls yearn for quests — take her to the opera, an apiary, a botanical garden, a jazz lounge, the vineyard, church, an old historic library.

Girl Math is making more money instead of cutting expenses.

nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society

Basically God jr.

just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

HATE WEEK

I only go to Dallas Mavericks games to see TINA SNOW

I’m not mad at it. Men are really ugly, about time they start getting some help!

It's her day 💗