When the missus asks you why you're spending all of Boxing Day drinking, eating and watching sport...

Imagine what a homeless veteran would give to have a £150 per night warm bed with 3 hot meals per day served, as well as security protecting them this Christmas, let alone any other day of the week. We put shame on our own country when our citizens are left to die in the cold

He’s using 200% of his brain

Dear self,

I'm a man.

The song, the badges, the nostalgia. Feel like I’ve been reborn seeing this.

This video will change your life‼️

When God is about to bless you, you’ll go through these 3 stages.

Dear son,

Selling 3x tickets to appetite on the farm. 2x Saturday tickets 1x weekend ticket

Only weekend ticket left now. Cheaper than face value

Me: 'Open your handbag love'

X1 Harry Styles ticket, Standing Rear Ticket, Wembley June 19th Friday. Mrs out country so need them gone. #harrystyles #wembley