Remember, you are only hearing about this case because the ballistic vest stopped the sandwich and the police officer survived. You don't hear about the countless cases where police officers are killed by sandwiches.

Congratulations, US Attorney Pirro, for making Sean Dunn the hero that DC deserves.

NOT GUILTY. This is the same guy the government sent about 20 officers—some in riot gear—to *re-arrest* so they could film it for social media attention. Over a sandwich. How humiliating for the government.

The prosecution claimed it was assault with a deli weapon, but the jury deemed their case totally sub-standard.

FUCK YEAH!! Sabrina Shroff, y’all, greatest trial lawyer I’ve ever seen in the flesh

The “lower house of the Legislature,” as Hamilton put it, just humiliated the Justice Department. Unanimously! If you didn’t know who Sabrina Shroff was before, now you know.

Denise Cheung was forced out to make way for this pathetic loser, who spent “hours” this week watching … a misdemeanor trial. #SandwichThrower nytimes.com/2025/11/06/us/…

This is what happens when an absolute killer of a trial lawyer meets the winner of the Biggest Pussy in America Award for 2025, Agent Gregory Larimore—

Wait wait there’s a late entry: nypost.com/2025/11/05/us-…

I shit you not. I thought Secretary of War Pete Hegseth was listing out Gay porn movie names. If these were real mission names soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines are LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF.

This sounds great!

Eleven years ago, Elise Stefanik ran as a moderate and became the youngest woman ever elected to Congress at the time. Glowing media attention followed. Her future was an ongoing discussion among politicos. Some openly wondered if she might be president someday. Two years

The next time Bari Weiss assigns a story about October 7, I wonder if the reporter will push back and say, sorry, that’s old news, we can’t do it without Hamas on camera

“We don’t drive X5s / we give em to baby mamas”

On the left: Bari Weiss: 60Mins failed to show Government view that CECOT detainees are due judicial review On the right: Chief Judge Boasberg Dec 22: "The Government itself has not even contested that the detainees who now make up the CECOT class received inadequate process"

BREAKING: Extremist group ‘Betar’ to dissolve New York operations following NY AG James investigation finds “substantial” civil rights violations. Bars encouraging violence, harassment of protestors. Settlement: 3-year oversight period. Violations subject to $50k fine.

New NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani just turned the people’s house into a public square for AFCON! 🔥⚽️ Zohran Kwame Mamdani Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Hey moomoo isn’t the math wrong on your subway ad? 0.37% of 290 is approximately 1.0, not 0.23.

WESTERN DIGNITARIES NEED MEEEEEAT

The Bluebook demanding the precise time stamp of these screeds is the funniest part of this lede—