The first one I see

This the chocolate cake Miss Trunchbull fed that lil boy in Matilda

Like it’s a dick

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock.

a yt coworker just gave me a black thumbs up to my message…. ???

that "im off tomorrow" sleep hits different

i actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before i tell u

Why do we have to say Mary J Blige Whole Name

As soon as you see it the cramps activate

they wanted him impeached for wearing this 😂😂

Locking my card Apple won’t get NOTHING

can i apply to hand out water and gatorade pls?

you wanna see me??? plan . a. date!

When work cooked you so bad you get home and just sit like this for a while

The white boys not doing it like this no more

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me

Buy the 2K baby I’ll give you the money back😘😘.. I got it in cash.. I don’t have cashapp.. come get the money.. yk I got you ❤️

waking up to pee will ruin tf out some good sleep

Rihanna scrolled all the way to the bottom of the tweet before fully reading it just to see if she was gone mention something about new music. played myself.