I love you It's ruining my life

Grinder twisting is our generation's cigarette smack packing

A flourishing platonic relationship/friendship would hit so good right now

So my 11 year old niece broke her foot a few months back & had to wear a boot/brace. She finally doesn't have to anymore but still wants to 🙄 & we're trying to explain why she can't & she says "idc it's MY body MY choice" I was like "...Babygirl, that's not how that works" lmao

The absolute RABBIT HOLE I've been going down about glitter..... Like, I'm losing my fucking mind. I'll never be the same.

My 11 yr old niece: "Aunt Shawnie, what stars are those up there? What're they called? 'The Big Hooker' or something?" Me: *trying not to laugh* "You mean... The Little Dipper?" But I mean, good guess! I wish it was called that lmao.

Idk if I want more kids or if I will ever have them... But if I ever have a daughter, her name will be Violet or Scarlett and her nickname will be Lettie. That's all. Idk. Random thoughts.

I had a dream I saw Laura tweeting on the TL again and it made me so happy and I woke up so sad.

The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

Who tf gets cysts in their fuckin knees? Me, apparently.

Getting pedis with my lil bro bro ✨ haha - just gettin them feets and toes sexy 🦶🏻 for the beach (and just in general I guess lol)

Imagine photoshopping all of the tattoos off of a dude whose standing behind you (with his back turned, of course) in a fucking mirror selfie you took. And then posting it on Facebook like it isn't completely obvious lmao. Like for what? So fuckin weird... you tried though, girl.

Cosmic chronically ill curator of carefully crafted chaotic continuity.

I make grown men cry in the sense that I allow them the opportunity/forum to openly feel and experience their emotions [around me] in a healthy and safe way... and idk I guess that's a flex?

"They were co-defendants AND codependent - always the best kind" lmao

Baby daddy killing it in the thoughtful gifts department again today.

So shiny! ✨😍🪩💎📿✨ So many options & so many opportunities to create something beautiful/unique. There's two containers of 2400, two containers of 1600 & one container of 1800. And yes, I'll have them pretty much emptied within a month or so lol. Maybe even a couple weeks✌🏻🤞🏻