I get the feeling that I’ve spent my entire life being mistaken for a cool person.

People are always like, "How could you not be following politics? Don't you care about where your tax money goes?" Never once, has a politician ever asked me, "Hey, what would YOU like your tax money spent on." Every time I try to follow politics, it's just two parties going

I keep seeing posts about men's issues, women's issues, black issues, white issues, gay issues, neurodivergent issues... I've got a pretty good hunch that if we started by finding a solution to poor-and-middle-class issues, then at least half of those other issues would go away.

I just learned that St. Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeepers. I wonder if that's why people call their loved ones "honey." 🤔

Slow news day?

Make the ringtones stop!!!

It seems that there has always been a certain category of American who like to show how sophisticated they are by shit-talking other Americans. (Not to be confused with Americans who have legitimate criticisms of the current American systems.)

I saw "Gen 7" trending, and didn't realize it was about Pokémon. I'm thinking, holy shit, did we run out of Greek letters already, and now we're onto numbers???

It’s OK to be a former Republican

One of the most persistent delusions in society is that humanity is naturally gravitating toward some perfect utopia, and there's just ONE THING standing in our way, and if we can all just rise up and eliminate that fill-in-the-blank, the whole world will be fixed forever.