Midterm elections are this year. I want it to be really clear voting 3rd party means you’re completely unserious, you care nothing about progress & you don’t care enough to retain your human rights. If you don’t want Republicans governing you HAVE to vote for Democrats.

Trump: “I’ve been talking to Iran” The phone.

Some days the coffee just hits good.

Senate Democrats had quite the week: The shoved Mike Lee and the SAVE Act into a locker and then won the DHS funding showdown. Not bad.

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA. Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS A FUCKING LOSER

Perhaps my favorite Supreme Court exchange in recent memory: Solicitor general: “It’s a new world." John Roberts: "It's a new world. It's the same Constitution." Into my veins 😌

🚨 Missouri Republicans have overturned a Citizen Led Ballot Initiative to implement paid sick leave and tie the minimum wage to inflation. They hate you.

Republicans fold

What Chris Christie is doing right now, they’re ALL gonna do. They are ALL going to pretend they never sucked up to him. They are ALL going to pretend they weren’t complicit. We cannot let him or any of them get away with it.

Today is Election Day and you still have time to vote! Get out there and do your civic duty.

If you ever voted for Jill Stein, you're a fucking moron. She's back on the scene early now, btw, hoping to help the Republicans hold the house in the midterms.

Leftists: Sorry I vote MY conscience and MY vote needs to be earned Jill Stein: does literally nothing Leftists: EARNED!!!

Basically my feed is full of, now ex-MAGA people lamenting a man who is exactly the person they voted for, three times.

This is my favorite scene from The Bible.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

I don’t care who the next Democratic President is, I fully expect… Demolish the ballroom. The East Wing should be re-built. Destroy the stone patio and restore Jackie’s rose garden. Remove Trumps name from various buildings. Dismantle the arch, if built.

BREAKING: BBC alleges that the Trump admin may be engaging in insider trading.