Still don't believe your government is creating a new world order? explain this photo to me.

Starting 2021 off bad so it can only get better.

Just realized I had one sock on inside out all day. I've never felt more stupid in my entire fucking stupid goddamn miserable life.

we can stop this if we all renounce our wishes

For doubters about whether white privilege exists, I give you Exhibits A-C: For staging an attempted coup, occupying the capitol & attacking cops, you're a patriot not a thug; a protester, not a treasonist insurrectionist & you get to walk out, not be carried out. Any questions?

Congrats to Mitch McConnell for staying up this late to certify the electoral votes. He's usually tucked into his coffin by now.

I guess Iike Pence now?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

No, I don't.

So now it's okay to call yourself a sperm king. Where was this energy when I was in middle school nyti.ms/38v0A3v

hot or not

finally getting the recognition I deserve @dallasmrnngnews

BREAKING NEWS: Trump just offered me a pardon for 💯% blasting the restroom at a local Tendy’s. Now they have to let me back in. Thank you, Mr. President!

.Tendy’s has been real quiet.

If I die pls know there’s a lit af funeral playlist on my phone

If it's wrong to kiss animals on the lips, arrest me.

Which filter am I supposed to be using for dick pics?

Jeff bezos more like Jeff bozos

Lotta twinks out today.

lol I’m so depressed haha 🤡