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Shaunmelon

@shaunmelon

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calendar_today24-10-2010 20:08:00

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Jade said she'd never watch an episode of game of thrones in her life and now she's dancing to the theme song in the middle of the living room

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Doing a home blood test and instead of swinging my arm then pricking my finger I pricked my finger then swung my arm and now the living room looks like there's been a murder 🀦

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No chance my old man's just said we're leaving to a waiter cause they don't have red tins at the lerwick hotel πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Out for a meal and me and dad were gonna go halves on pudding but I "here comes the airplaned" him and now he won't eat it πŸ˜‚

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Jade was crying her eyes out when we got home last night thinking the cat had gone missing but she'd just accidentally locked her in a cupboard hahahahah

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Mum thought that the higher the rotten tomato score the shitter the film was and she's not been watching good movies for years hahahahahah