Jamie Carragher wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩

This has no business being this funny

I know a Deloitte consultant when I see one

I just imagined Scottie Bryson vs Rory Rahm first morning fourball match. Tv ratings would feed families for decades

Nothing beats this.

I was wondering why England were so boring to watch

European Champions vs side with 0 European trophies

Keegan Bradley has spent the entire day looking like a chain restaurant manager who is severely understaffed for the Friday dinner rush

I’ve never seen anything like this

Five days later and I still can’t get this one out of my head. Full sicko mode.

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

This has to be up there

Would you rather sit with your pals and discuss: A) how we can value each other Or B) naming random premier league players from 2006 whilst sinking pints …Henrique Hilario.

Since joining Arsenal every single one of them teams has won more trophies than him too 🤣

If you want to be sober and live a sober life fair play and absolutely fantastic that you can do that. But this guy is wrong. Nothing beats sitting in the pub with your mates catching up talking about old memories football or just how they are doing in life. Us men need it.

Kevin Danso btw

Nothing will ever beat the 1992 Olympic Torch lighting

Me 8 pints deep on Christmas Day trying to get the extendable table to unlatch

Rio Ferdinand He's never been banned for 8 months though so there is that.