He definitely getting adopted today.....

Retweet for greater coverage because I don’t trust the polls. Simply, who are you voting for:

🚨 Which party do you plan to vote for on 4 July? Max 4 poll options are based on national opinion polling

A Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter, and a British SAS soldier were captured by ISIS... They were, as usual, sentenced to death by beheading. Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out... The Labour politician

Update: this is even more absurd Reform: 4 seats 4m votes Green: 4 seats 1.9m votes Plaid Cymru: 4 seats 0.2m votes Lib Dem: 71 seats 3.5m votes You don’t need to be a mathematician to see the problem.

Our first ever Ossett United FC u23s game v Garforth Town kicks off this eve at 830pm @ St Wilfred’s HS, WF7 6BD. Come and support our young players as they make history, all support welcome 👍⚽️YEFA

🚨🇬🇧🇺🇸 “Donald Trump is killing thousands of Americans” Yes this is The UK DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER Angela Rayner This is so deliciously good. 🎥 Chris Rose

Ummm..RT if that didn’t happen in your are?! 🤥

Ant Middleton petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7155…

Why is the (PM) UK Prime Minister not legally required to answer the questions asked from MP’s during Prime ministers questions instead of ignoring the question and answering with random rubbish? Sure the House of Commons Speaker must step in and bring the PM to task?

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

All we have to do is paint the St. George's cross inside potholes, and the council will fix them within 24 hours.

🔥Retweet if you support Lucy Connolly.

I suspect this clip will be played a lot in the coming weeks

Wow we don’t need to worry about any tax rises coming in a couple of weeks. Rachel promised last year 🙏 Hmmmm

Three basic reforms on term time holidays I am pushing for in Parliament... - Every family should have the right to a small number of authorised term time absence days each year. - No fines for responsible parents. - Empower headteachers to use their own judgement. Agree? Seems

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3.