Attention Market Lamb, Market Hog and Market Goat Independent Exhibitors. Your proof of ownership and agreement form are due tomorrow, April 19th. We are open between 8 AM and 5 PM.

Whoopsies

Come on guys we were just KIDDING AROUND!

If it’s of comfort to anyone the goat only suffered for a few minutes while we slaughtered it

@Purgeblood1 Actually we did it because the goat was spreading an ideology of transgengerism. We wanted to protect the community from the sharia law that would result from letting the goat live. (I’m case it’s unclear I’m making fun of this chucklefuck too)

Listen we already accused the goat of being trans, what else do we need to do so you guys will be on our side on this

Nice

We had legitimate concerns that the goat was part of the deep state