This is a most egregious - and transparent - example of stolen valour, where a cowardly, mendacious, imbecile pretends to have qualities that simply don’t exist in his demented cortex. It’s more than just ‘harmless cosplay’, it’s offensive in the extreme.

Don’t know if you heard that in NY - but if you direct your ears toward the UK you can probably just make out the echo of the cheers and the sound of champagne corks being popped.

Donald Trump now cannot: - vote - serve in the military - get a security clearance - visit most other foreign countries Tough to see how he can be president, right?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha (continued for 34 counts). I guess God has a sense of humour.

Let me get this straight: There’s absolutely NO point in smashing the heart under any post on this hellsite now. I do it so the poster will know that I’m on board with his/her views and fully approve the expressed sentiment. Now they’re shouting into a void without feedback.

I see the scroll bar has disappeared again: When is the idiot Musk going to realise that EVERY one of his vaunted ‘improvements’ is a retrograde step?

And - Lo and Behold - the Twitter scroll bar has magically reappeared this morning: Hooray! Why the hell can’t the idiot Musk leave well alone?

I listened to Joe Biden on C-Span: It was the most powerful, rational and inspiring address I’ve heard him make - and totally logical in terms of a plan to curb the excesses of an out-of-control, partisan, corrupt SCOTUS. I’m not a Yank, but I know a sincere man when I hear one.

BREAKING: New photos are emerging from JD Vance’s rally today. While Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are filling up massive venues, Donald Trump is incapable of campaigning in person and JD Vance couldn’t fill a small room.

𝘛𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳

When Trump accuses Kamala of having fake followers… it’s a confession. He can’t help outing himself. He has paid someone to create his social media followers… here are the receipts. #TrumpIsWeird #ProudBlue

David Attenborough narrates the CyberDodo seen in its natural environment 🦤

TWEEPS: Multiple folks are telling me that Twitter is forcing them to unfollow accounts like mine, and has done so repeatedly. We have 2 months to go before the election, they would love it if we were at less than full strength for the home stretch. Do me a huge favor: RT this

An undated image just appeared in my feed: It may simply be a post by Brer Musk from last August, but just so we’re clear: Online Media Act 2023 Social network companies operating in the UK MUST provide tools for users to control the content they see, including blocking users.

From our foreign correspondent

Say what you like about Brits, but they can dig through the bullshit and hold a prevaricating moron’s feet to the fire. Brilliant. Why doesn’t this happen in the US? Because timid, lily-livered, reporters are starstruck and tongue-tied by anyone with a strong media presence.

Yikes….just happened to be a Tesla

You try opening a garbage truck door in shoe lifts and a girdle while you’re high AF wearing Depends and balancing a dead ferret on your head dressed like a ginger bread man picking up some baggage handler shifts. Sh*t aint easy, y’all. Vote Blue.