need cleaning channels to stop calling dirty things “soiled” I’m like watching a relaxing cleaning video and I’m wondering who’s shitting all over their Chanel bags pls

I’m so stinky around the house I’m p sure dan can tell I’m going out based on the fact I’m 1. Wearing people clothes and 2. Cannot be smelt from across the room no communication required your honour

ebay: you need to list if your item is used or new theseus (sobbing, just trying to sell his ship): I don’t know!

Jehovah is literally just god?? I thought Jehovah was the guy who got swallowed by the whale but that's Jonah, so I'm over Jehovah's witnesses

Yesterday I didn't properly stub a cig out before sticking it in the plant pot I'm using as an ashtray at my mum's (don't @ me) and it was so hotdryhot I set fire to the soil 🤪

me katepano me katepano tata khora

Currently have a supply of Austin Butler Hot photos accessible at all times for when my mum's feeling a bit sad---I hate this so much and honestly it was better when it was Tom Hardy, I miss those days

Charles has been a middle-man on £10.3bn of arms sales between Britain & Saudi Arabia, while those arms were being used to kill Yemen, pushing millions to the brink of starvation. His key interactions w/ Muslims have come primarily from his work as an ambassador for BAE Systems.

Raising my cat as a vegan by HER CHOICE she chooses to eat vegan ham because she's better than you she's perfectly healthy and loves being vegan :) #vegan #cat #vegancat #veganhamcat #herchoice #veganbychoicecat #PETA