(609): The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.

(718): This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out

When he whispers in your ear...

Hello Van 🌆

I miss my Buns

(613): Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.

My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

(610): I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

do u ever think about the really nice drunk girls you've meet in bathrooms & wonder how they're doing? miss u all

I wish wine delivered

There's not a big difference in your appearance from doing a full day's worth of studying and doing crack

Get to watch canada play next weekend!! #WWC2015 #lightitup

When your MasterCard gets more exercise than you do #Vegasprep

Just watched a couple surprise their 5 yr old with a trip to Disneyland. #tearjerker #takemewithyou #illbeyourdoug

When you open up a text and see typing bubbles... vine.co/v/iBlaKB37A3b

Someone just spat on my windshield. How's your Wednesday morning?