"sharkfucker mozart, that's not a real person" neither is hatsune miku but we still made passionate love to your mother together last night so checkmate

oh so you don't believe in me, but you still believe the queen of england is a real person and not just lizzie windsor's taxfraudsona. i see.

HERE IT IS THE HALO ANNOUNCER, JEFF STEITZER, SAYING TRANS RIGHTS

ah fuck who left this red tide all over my nice ocean

i may not have "a body" but i'm also "unkillable" and i plan on making that "your problem"

i'm using my mind beams on you and making you listen to this album. for reasons.

very flattered that falco decided to write a song about me. what can i say, i'm certifiably one of histories top five songable amadei

congrats bestie! my turn next.

putrid shark two out now. please.

howdy. i'm the sheriff of copyright infringement

sure so wolfgang can be a catboy and its revolutionary but when *i* do it its "being a nuisance" and "problematic to knock thousand dollar equipment off of tables" i will not be suppressed like this

never met a copyright system i couldn't flagrantly viola—i mean what? who's there?

it is my dr. pepper-given right to mix these songs in cheap dollar store earbuds and if you don’t like the way it sounds on your fancy thirty-dollar soundsystem, might i suggest “gitting gud”

what the fuck is “soap” i listen to censored eminem music whenever i want to feel clean

i may be spending all of my time playing bootlegged emulators of blooms tower defense four and anonymously beatboxing in crowded vrchat servers, but they’ll still have to kill me before they can delete me

hell’s bells, now they want me to pay rent‽ i don’t even pay taxes