Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

Women don't take back their gifts because they never gave the man any. Big difference.

Rival fans : 🗣️ “Saliba and Gabriel are overrated.” “David Raya doesn’t deserve the golden glove award. He won it because of Arsenal’s defense”

One has 6 titles, including, the centurions, the domestic treble, the actual treble and 4 in a row, the other captained Manchester United to defeat in two European finals one against Villarreal and the other against Postecoglou’s Tottenham. They just can’t be compared.

Pool have finished 2nd to City 3ice, all were extremely tight races. they bottled to them in 2014, technically it’s cos of City Gerard never won the league and Klopp got only 1 title from 99, 97 & 92 pts. and their fans still root for City every year 😂 peak embarrassing stuff.

Why does a Manchester City fan have Arsenal added to his favorite team on Flashscore app? 👀

Up the gun

What a club!! Just wow!! Thank you for the GIF George 🇬🇪

La Liga is supporting Atlético Madrid in the Champions League. Ligue 1 is supporting Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League. Bundesliga is supporting Bayern Munich in the Champions League. Epl is supporting any club playing against arsenal in tbe champions league

Americans deserve better than American commentators for Champions League semifinals

Stick to Efootball n MLS pls 🙏🏾

Brother you have just sent us to a UCL final, you are a club LEGEND.

I’m all for giving Arsenal shit, but some of you are just trying too hard. What do you want them to do? Just walk off the pitch and act like reaching the final isn’t special?

Mikel Arteta has taken Arsenal to a Champions League final unbeaten. How dare you talk bad on his name. A borderline genius. My manager. Forever and always.

"I'm sure you remember the last time Bayern met Arsenal; I 8-2 to remember it😂" "Arsenal will definitely lose to Inter Milan lol" "Arsenal should pass Leverkusen first before you can talk" "Did you see what Sporting CP did to Bodo?!!! Arsenal won't be going far" "Haram Ball!

MOOD: INTO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 💃

Arsenal can't beat Bayern Arsenal can't beat Leverkusen Arsenal can't beat Inter Arsenal can't beat Sporting Arsenal can't beat Athletico Madrid Don’t forget that Athletico/Simeone has never lost a knock out game to an English club Athletico Madrid will go through at the

Rent is high.. Gas is high. Grocery prices are high. So why shouldn't I be high?

Arsenal - Final Chelsea - Final Man city - Final Aston villa - Final Crystal Palace - Final Manchester United - Bruno 20 assist Amad - Twitter warrior