I seriously can’t wait for this....

Contractions and the flu... does life get better? #ow

The three year old just told her dad, “you’re driving me bonkers!” for asking her to pick up her toys for the 10th time... in case anyone was wondering what parenting is like.

Some women get “I love you” some get “Thinking of you” and others get “I miss you” written on the card that comes with the flowers from thier husbands. My card said “Please have our baby soon.”

When your oldest is finally tall enough to go down the water slide... don’t worry, I’m crying. #babies #stopgrowingup #myblesseddisaster

The most passive aggressive move in marriage is only making your own side of the bed... #Quarantine #marriage #montanalockdown #myblesseddisaster

It’s real rude when neighbors bbq and you smell it while you’re running and they don’t offer you any.

Adulting is dumb. Just spent the last 15 minute cleaning my garbage can. I don’t want to be an adult anymore.

The spite war has begun. I won’t change it, he won’t change it. It’s time to go to battle. #marriage

People post pictures of the cute dresses and egg hunts. No one posts the big fits thrown and side eye you get when you ask the kids to pick up the Easter Grass for the 45th time. #egghunt #easter #parenting

What’s the normal amount of times to cry happy tears at a CD1 conference? Asking for a friend. #iheartCD Conscious Discipline

Mother’s Day brings all the feels. Motherhood is a rollercoaster. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Just make sure Jesus is at the center of it all. #MothersDay2023 #myblesseddisaster

It seems that I have two choices. 1) Run a 5k real quick 2) Shotgun this chocolate muffin from Costco real quick…

How do you know you have cool bosses? They dress up like Ketchup and French Fries to celebrate students that have worked hard all year long on their reading! Thank you Valerie Starnes and LA.Smith for such an exciting day at #mottelementary

Remember to stop and smell The flowers…

I’ve seen high school athletes get DQ’d for wearing necklaces on the field , maybe “adult” athletes could follow those rules and then there would have been nothing for Talib and Crabtree to fight over. Just sayin... #DENvsOAK

Am I the only one still waiting for National Treasure 3? #please #nationaltreasure3 BRUCKHEIMER FILMS/TV I could watch 1 and 2 on repeat for days.

My husband is sneaking around my house hiding from the 1 year old. He gave her 1 bite of peach cobbler and is immediately regretting it. He’s currently hiding behind the bedroom door, and she can sense his presence. #parenting

Four year old logic: when there are no sisters around to tattle on, I will tattle on the dog...