At first I thought we should ban pitbulls, but then I watched this video and realised there’s a bunch of related breeds we should also ban

Lisandro Martinez - Ball Playing 25/26

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Not to be too much of a hater but what has Yoro demonstrated to be ahead of Heaven in the pecking order? I feel like Heaven's average level of on field performance is higher

Where's #MyRightBack Diogo Dalot

Bro what

Luke Shaw WOW.

42:12 that slide and ping from Shaw

Maybe you move Bruno to CM in this second half. Get an extra attacker on the pitch

He pulled out of that hair pull, that's a bit ridiculous

New meta - require players to wear hair in ponytail or bun

Michael Carrick goes in on the first goal & the red card decisions: “Leny Yoro gets a forearm smashed in the back of his head. It's worth looking at again if you haven't seen that. Which I don't know if you're getting a sending off for what we are getting a sending off for, I

Last night's loss reminded us how United need reinforcements in midfield. No manager in the Premier League could magically make a defensive quartet of Yoro-Lisandro-Casemiro-Ugarte manage Leeds' physicality. You're only as good as your players… Carrick is NOT the problem 👇🧵

Still unambiguously better overall, purely in terms of underlying metrics

The reveal of the guy really kinda looking like Obama is peak comedy

Exotic delicacy of the east

Don't shoot the messenger but I've just seen Jonny Evans in JJB Sports trying on a pair of Predators.

🚨 BREAKING: The PGMO have confirmed that Ayden Heaven will receive a red card in Manchester United’s clash with Chelsea tomorrow 🔴 Manchester United intend to appeal the decision but the appeal has already been rejected. #MUFC