Thanksgiving in the new house done!! Everything was super tasty and now I am ready for a long winters nap 😂

Shopping for a riding mower... when did I get old?

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Hey LEGO you had to cancel my order due to the item I wanted being out of stock, maybe stop emailing me telling me I have such good taste with a LINK TO THE SOLD OUT ITEM.... 🤨

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Yaaaas

Here’s a Christmas present to all those who asked me what it’s like to hang out with Baby Yoda on the set of #TheMandalorian #TheTragedy. Check out #DisneyGallery for more behind the scenes!

Yes, what the fuck is me indeed. Well, Greg. I’m a simple horny woman who’s who hoping people wear masks and social distance so I can fuck safely in 2021. Will you join me? It’s truly a simple movement.

Older gentleman with his cell phone blasting the news in the waiting area while our cars are being serviced... I present to you:

Man in camo jacket but no mask... we CAN see you... wear your damn mask.

Pfizer makes Covid vaccine: “I won’t take it because I don’t know what’s in it!” Pfizer makes Viagra: “I’d like a monthly prescription of wiener pills please.”

My toe seam isn’t quite right BUT I made a sock!! Now I just gotta make another one 🤣

I hate following up on emails. Hates it.

I need a good audio book. I like mystery/thrillers, fantasy shit, anything good that will keep my attention

One down one to go!!

Play Wordle? You can thank UO College of Design alum Josh Wardle, MFA ‘11, for our newest daily obsession. Wardle (Josh Wardle) a software engineer in Brooklyn, made the game for his partner and named it Wordle as a play on his last name. For the full story: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…