saying “running errands” - dumb - normie - ok boomer saying “doing side quests" - wicked - tight as fuck - sounds like ur a lvl. 50 paladin or something and that’s wicked and tight as fuck

yeah this makes sense considering you’re all i listen to... Tessa Violet

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2009 was the year my daddy died 2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to sleep on thanksgiving 2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the year I told my mama I can buy her a house Anything can happen in a decade Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything

Happy pi day! If you recite the first 30 digits of pi while washing your hands you'll still never be clean

Dude. What are you doing? Take off your phone case. You don't need it. You're not going anywhere. What're you gonna drop your phone on, the couch? Take it off coward

does anyone else REALLY hate when tv shows parody the wizard of oz in an episode?????? am i just crazy??

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

Please, please let Naya Rivera be okay ❤️

The news conference has concluded. Sheriff Ayub has confirmed the body recovered at Lake Piru today was Naya Rivera. Our hearts go out to her family, friends and fans during this difficult time. An autopsy will be performed to determine the cause of her death.

your last saved photo is what he’s running away from

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 7 Oct 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 7 Oct 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

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Welcome to Viva Las Vengeance. This is the tale about growing up in Las Vegas. It’s about love, fame, burnout and everything that happens in between. Viva Las Vengeance, the album, will be out on August 19th: patd.lnk.to/VivaLasVengean…

Thanks for an incredible show, blonde don! #MainstreamSelloutTour | #TDGarden

me waiting for another 2-3 years for Stranger Things season 5 ☹️ #StrangerThings

⚠️ #StrangerThings ⚠️ me when hopper pulled that sword out of his actual ass and beheaded the demogorgon

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 7 Oct 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).