When your vinted balance pays for your whole smyths basket 🙏🏼 👌🏼 🎅🏼

If anyone in long Marton or the outskirts can hear my child shouting ‘help me’ she’s perfectly safe, it’s because I’m making her have her beans and veg touching the rest of her food so she’s stamping her feet and shouting ‘help me’ and ‘worst day ever’. Bed time plz

Actually gutted Olivia has had to leave the jungle, was so excited to have her on our screens again 😫

Writing this week off already! Weekend please #writeoff

Right has anyone only had two initial covid vaccines? Or none at all and had covid for a second time? I’ve tested positive again and actually feel ok apart from cold like symptoms, but now I know it’s covid I’m panicking I’m going to die 😫😫

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I don’t care if this weather makes it feel abit more festive, it’s absolutely rank 🥶🧊😭

The girls are fighting over a bell we got in Spain that says ‘ring for sex’ luckily Daisy’s not had it long enough to try and spell out what it says 😫😫 #happysunday

Excited for a festive family day today 🥰 🎅🏼

Wtf is this virus that feels like covid but isn’t 😫😫😫😫!? Floored me today 😴

Literally me and Lilah 😭 😭

I’ve never been this early but the decorations are down🎄 (apart from Daisy’s pink tree in her room she wants it up all year) 🤔

Sat and balled at a kids dinosaur film, then Lilah held my face and said ‘don’t worry’ and I cried even more 😭 😭

Daisy should we maybe choose a different top, I’m not sure it goes with them leggings? Her reply ‘No it’s my body my choice’ 🙃 She’ll be telling me she wants to be a fisherthem next!!! 😫

Radio 1 anthems today!!!!!!!👌🏼👌🏼💃💃

Right give me childbirth over toothache because I can’t cope with this wisdom tooth 😭😭😭

7:23am and Lilah’s having an absolute meltdown already because I won’t let her open and smell the calpol bottle.

Told the girls we’ve booked a family holiday to Ibiza & Daisy comes out with ‘but I’m already going there on my school trip, you know, to the museum’ no babe that’s Beamish 😩😩😩

She also asked me last week if I had a bath by the fire when I was a baby in the olden days and if I had any electric. Yes hun don’t think 1996 was too long ago 👵🏻. Kids are the best!

Tell you now I’d say my pain thresh hold is fairly high but if I ever need another wisdom tooth out it’s not happening! This weeks been hell on earth, I’d rather give birth 🤢🦷