“Is that your boyfriend?” No, that’s my long term, short distance, absolutely no commitment, will-they-won’t-they, anything-but-casual situationship

I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

can i come over and stare at you lovingly like this

me opening Teams every morning

Y’all remember what hope felt like?

i am both of these people simultaneously at all times

I didn’t miss driving but my god did I miss drive thru windows babyyyyy

PEAK devs have been trolling Twitch streamers by unknowingly joining their games They control Bing Bong, a plushie in the game, and surprise players by talking to them

A healthy relationship will test you more than a toxic one, because it won’t let you run. It holds up a mirror and says: show up, communicate, grow. That’s why real love scares people more than chaos ever could.

Snoopy 💕🐾

do you know how chronically online you have to be to understand why people are begging trisha paytas to save america

Huge shouts to my online friends who truly hold me together. Thank you for being the glue 💖

Isabelle I swear to fucking god

THIS

my nervous system is so fried from having immature parents that all my long term life goals now are like “own an emotionally safe and healthy home, enjoy life’s small happy moments, learn to cook for fun and curiosity not obligation and responsibility.”

skinny legends ! Chicken Shop Date with Trixie Mattel™ out FRIDAY

Do not cross the picket line this weekend! I do not care how much this team makes you want to drink!