Anyone who says Whitaker has never known someone who grew up on a real farm in bumblefuck nowhere those kids start driving at a recklessly young age to help with farm work. The real answer is Javadi, who forgot to do that.

“Are you following March Madness?” Me- Duh! Of course I am!!

Meanwhile, me after my morning sativa:

If you think Ciara is going to let a false rumor go around that her best friend stole her ex and make her look bad for this long and end in “april fools!” you are insane no way Ciara would ever find that funny I’d literally call for them all to be fired lmao #summerhouse

Goals for April -lose 15 pounds -be good at my job -get 4 boyfriends

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

i 🖤 raccoon eyes

the worst part about all of this is that we might have to watch a show led by JESSE SOLOMON next season

if i were a make a wish kid (again) id wish to be a guest star on da pitt

AND ALSO- You’re brand fkn newly single Amanda Batula. You have huge boobs and your body is stunning. You’ve suffered through years of going below your pay grade with Kyle and you could literally have any man you wanted. … and you STILL choose the man your best friend Ciara was

I couldn't beliiiieve Wezt Wilsn is sleeping with Amanda and she is wearing his sweater while she just separated from Kyle #summerhouse

rolling into the dentist at 9 AM on a Tuesday smelling like the dispensary vault

girl if you don’t lay on tits out on a table take a deep breath and blow it out slowly

SHE HAS A NAME AND IT IS CHARM you guys aren’t real sugarbushes

WE ARE CIARA MILLER WE CARRY THE FLAME

imagine you work as an icu nurse through covid and you become a reality star and then a man writes a nyt op ed about why he didn’t want to date you and then your best friend dates that man. ciara miller i am contracting an etsy witch on your behalf as we speak

i hope my old coworkers miss me they don’t even know about amanda and west

beating up the first white guy with a shitty mustache I see today #ForCiara

oh

real ones never left her