I pray that the second half of the year is overwhelmingly better than the first.

fast forward to today, people are writing whole dissertations about bumpkin files. I get invited to panel talks to unpack the archive. it's mentioned in books. people recognise some of my work as an act of resistance. like huh, HELLO?? how did we get here? 😭

As an introvert, I can’t believe I have client-facing career

A job interview is basically a conversation between two lìars.

From being a struggling single mom who was at one point homeless, to buying your firstborn a house at 18yrs old so he'll have the start to adulthood you never had! This is such a flex. Spice is such an amazing mom.

the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you.

To anyone finding their fire again, may it come back steady, unshakable, and impossible to lose.

I wish garlic did born naked

i carry sarcasm around like house keys. be careful what you ask me

The tax deducted from my salary abeg

you guys don’t know micromanaging until there’s a strike and your manager finds your postcode to check bus routes to work, mind you I live in Essex & work in London 😭

Where did Krept find that lady 😭

Hardest first day of school picture ever.

I don’t even know how to explain the crippling anxiety, we have not heard from what is basically my entire bloodline 😢

mi a wait pon yuh mada fi lend mi ar big ole fi use send dem dung

A man spoke to a reporter abt being on top of a house during the storm & having to jump off of it once it started to move. He said “I see the house a go up like one airline a tek off. So mi say but wait, I neva book da flight yah, so mi affi go come offa this” LOL😭😭 oh God man

This Turkey teeth x ethnic rhinoplasty combo is doing a number on people.

RIP Aunty... the evil you have done in this world is enough...