I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! Capital One, I’m ready to see Taylor Swift at #TSTheErasTour!

It's sometimes wild for me to think about how so much of my music taste has been informed by Jayson Warren 王 and Steven Pusch.

When your girlfriend decides to smoke a little and read her book before bed but you walk in and it smells like you and the boys were hotboxing the bathroom with a gravity bong...

Did I just drunkenly buy ashnikko tickets? Of fucking course I did.

I did not carry season 23 of the bachelor for them to make me pay for my blue check

So I really want a bigger TV in the living room but Laley hates the idea...if I just got like one size bigger and waited a few months then another one bigger do you think she'd notice?

Hey americanair you can fuck off for making me be stuck in DFW right now and not even offering to cover a hotel that isn't 10 miles away. What a joke.

Starfield is literally consuming all of my mental space right now. Work is very difficult when you're thinking about how you're going to afford a better ship.

After 15 hours of gameplay just had my first Starfield crash. Honestly, I'm totally okay with that

My waitress introduced herself to me...and then paused...like a long pause...I didn't know what to do so I said hi I'm Shane. Wtf. 😂

Oh thanks for the heads up Spotify...good thing I already bought tickets. 🔥

Can y'all believe it's been 10 years since Lil Wayne said "R.I.P, Rest In Pussy".

I want to update that I have a wickedly better ship now.

It is wild to me how I went from 1 month ago raving about how amazing Google is and how happy I am with Fi and now I've received some of the worst customer service I've ever received and am basically being told I'm screwed on the order I originally placed.

Laley just asked me if "tiny" was spelled "tini"....🙄

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Is Skull and Bones a perfect game? No. Is it a game I'd recommend spending $70 for? No. Is it even a good story? No. Am I having a blast being a pirate and singing "What do you do with a drunken sailor" over and over? Absolutely.